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[asphodels]

"This is Aerith! I'm not here, but I'll get back to you!"

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[moseyin]

excUSE you i can be cool without you pretending thanks

[asphodels]

I only pretend sometimes! A lot of the time you're very cool.

[moseyin]

What's the ratio

[asphodels]

I haven't done the math!

[moseyin]

That's not good odds for me then

You sure you wanna date someone so profoundly uncool?? I don't wanna ruin your rep
Your street cred

[asphodels]

I don't have street cred!

[moseyin]

I don't believe that

[asphodels]

I didn't! Really! Did I?

[moseyin]

People knew you didn't they

you had it you just didn't know it. It was probably so intimidating they were scared to say it to your face.

[asphodels]

That doesn't mean I had cred!

Isn't that a bad thing when you sell flowers?

[moseyin]

Maybe it was the kind of cred where they feared you, but also respected you

[asphodels]

Do you think so? [ Hmm. ] Maybe they all knew just how tough I am.

[moseyin]

THat's a rep at the very LEAST

[asphodels]

Hm... Maybe you are right...

[moseyin]

I can't believe I'm dating a slumlord...

[asphodels]

And I'm dating a terrorist, right? AVALANCHE?

[moseyin]

MERCENARY, strictly speaking. wasn't exactly a card-carrying member.

[asphodels]

I think we still broke a lot of laws...

[moseyin]

oh god, yeah. dozens.

You're not worried about that, are you?

[asphodels]

No. I don’t think I need to worry about that.